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Post by Heywood Jablowme on Nov 12, 2020 19:18:45 GMT
Example: “You’re the one I didn’t want to lose.”
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Post by JackZero on Nov 12, 2020 20:13:34 GMT
"My ex and I are getting back together"
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Post by Heywood Jablowme on Nov 12, 2020 20:53:31 GMT
"My ex and I are getting back together" Classic |
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Post by siliconmagician on Nov 13, 2020 4:00:59 GMT
Girl who snorted coke like snuffalumpacus but blamed my weed smoking for our break up.
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chef89
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Post by chef89 on Nov 13, 2020 9:05:36 GMT
'Sorry I am sooo busy nowadays'
While having all the time to meet up a week before.
My logical brain tells me to respond with 'being busy is a matter of priority', but then I think this doesn't lead me anywhere and leave it.
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Post by pilgrimmeister on Nov 13, 2020 11:51:09 GMT
"Er, sorry I'm out of your league, try that *points to chubby girl* girl over there, she seems to be in your league".
That one hurt a tad.
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Post by curtis72 on Nov 27, 2020 15:24:00 GMT
I matched with her friend three years ago previously on Tinder. "It would be weird".
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Post by GFRESH2DEF on Nov 28, 2020 14:53:02 GMT
"You work too much" Lol. This was the line, that led to me and my girlfriend (at the time, back in 2009) breaking up..that was initiated by her. Then when i had asked her "Why?" again, after we had already broken up..she said that she didn't think that i was ready for a committed relationship. Which was a lie..because i remember how i felt during that time. In my heart and mind..i was ready to settle down into a committed relationship with her. As with my case, and the case with many other guys..these are just excuses used by our past girlfriends, to break up with us. It's not the real reason why they broke up with us. As for the real reason why they broke up with us..they will never, ever tell us. But most of us, have a pretty good idea why. lol
-G
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Post by Heywood Jablowme on Dec 1, 2020 20:24:19 GMT
'Sorry I am sooo busy nowadays' = Not interested |
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Post by flyingbanana on Dec 1, 2020 23:36:50 GMT
Last actual GF - "I don't see a future with you" after begging me to spend all my time with her. 4.5 year one - "I just know in my heart it's over. It's been over a long time. I can't get involved again. I just can't. It doesn't matter what I said a long time ago. I was trying to make it work then. And it wasn't. Also last night I said it was funny bc if you left we might have gone out but I still wouldn't love you and I still would be unhappy. STOP STOP STOP trying to "fight for me" I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE." That hurt, big time. 8.5.5 |
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Post by N2thevoid on Dec 1, 2020 23:52:31 GMT
"Your dick's too big, sorry".
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Post by Heywood Jablowme on Dec 2, 2020 16:41:08 GMT
"Your dick's too big, sorry". Your dicks bigger than a 7 pound 19 inch baby? |
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Post by Heywood Jablowme on Dec 2, 2020 16:42:42 GMT
Last actual GF - "I don't see a future with you" I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE." T Translated: I met someone new you don't know about |
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Post by N2thevoid on Dec 2, 2020 22:15:42 GMT
"Your dick's too big, sorry". Your dicks bigger than a 7 pound 19 inch baby? At the right angle, sure. |
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Post by GFRESH2DEF on Dec 3, 2020 4:24:38 GMT
Last actual GF - "I don't see a future with you" I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE." T Translated: I met someone new you don't know about If you ever hear your girl say this to you.. "We need to take a break for a while". It also translates into meaning.. "I've met someone new, that you don't know about". The "break" is actually for the time that she needs, to see if "this new someone"..will actually work out or not. But again, by the time that she says this to you..she already has someone in mind, that she wants to monkey branch over to. -G |
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