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Post by letsgetit on Aug 30, 2020 20:39:34 GMT
I approached a sexy older lady in the frozen food isle. I picked up a bag of chicken fries and said "have you ever had these they look good." she said she was considering buying them. I asked if she had tried the chicken fries at burger king and we agreed that they were real good. then she started telling me about how she was getting food for her kids, and seemed to be enjoying the conversation. this is where I crashed: instead of asking about her kids and maybe complementing her on how good she looked for a mother I said this.... Me: do you have an air-frier? Her: no Me: you should get one, it'll crisp up those fries real good
at this point it would be unnatural to ask about her kids so I let it die
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Post by JackZero on Aug 30, 2020 20:43:39 GMT
At least you knew where you went wrong. I think it would have been easily recoverable.
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Post by Heywood Jablowme on Sept 21, 2020 17:01:08 GMT
Instead of her kids or a damn air fryer, how 'bout
You: "Do you dip them in BBQ or would you rather eat them naked?"
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