old school mystery selfie routine

[letsgetit]

I am pretty sure most people here already know this but I thought Id post it because its still so good. 

ME: hey lets take a picture together. (take a selfie of you both smiling) 
ok thats pretty good but we need to take a serious one (take one of you both flat faced)
say thats ok but I have a really good idea. point to your cheek and say last one. she will 
kiss your cheek. then look at the picture and say thats cute but we need one more. then tap your cheek and 
have her kiss you. when she does say wow you kiss so stiff you gotta relax. then kiss her again to show her how its done

[Heywood Jablowme]

That probably worked okay for Mystery because the girl felt pretty safe kissing someone that looks like their lesbian aunt.