Post by siliconmagician on Nov 19, 2020 17:43:17 GMT
So a buddy of mine been suffering from depression last few weeks. He's in a tough spot financially and living on some shit head's couch in a shitty part of town and barely working, car broke down and stuff.
So I hit him up last night and said let's go and get a few drinks and cheer you up. He was down so I swooped him and we rolled up to this little redneck joint we like to chill at because they give zero fucks about closing mandates and we can get a drink in peace.
Well there is this one cutie who is a regular there and she's a real hard ass.
Always putting on the "toughest bitch in the room" front WHICH I can understand given all the drunk chodes in the place hitting on her.
I walk in this place the whole bar cheers. They love me there and are always slapping money in the juke box or pestering the DJ to play songs for me to play my harmonica with. Everyone except this girl. She try to pretend I don't exist or whatever. So me being the mean bastard I am on occasion I decided I wasn't going to stand for this and I was gonna break her down even if it took forever.
So after I get a few drinks in me I'm feeling like a smart ass I wander up to the bar next to her to get a drink and look over at her.
"Whats up baby how you been?"
“I been good, how bout you?“, she got resting bitch face but her tone was decent.
"I'm doing good, but ya know what? Twice a week for last two months I come up in this place and everyone know me and all happy I'm here, except you sitting in this chair, looking all sour and I don't even get a hello. What's up with that?", of course I'm smiling and my tone is obvious that I'm just busting her balls about it cause she know I don't really care anything about it.
She said something unimportant I can't remember now, probably like I don't know or something.
"Look here, I'm one the coolest, friendliest guys that come up in here. After this long, you and me should be best friends by now."
At least acknowledge my presence because I'll certainly acknowledge yours."
That last bit about certainly acknowledging her presence I had said with a real flirty tone and shot her a wink and a smile.
That broke the resting bitch face and got her to smile and laugh a bit at which point I told her to take care and went back to playing counselor for my depressed dude.
I get enough female attention any one woman just doesn't matter but something about this girl being the only one in the bar trying to act of higher value than me really ticked me off. Lol
So I hit him up last night and said let's go and get a few drinks and cheer you up. He was down so I swooped him and we rolled up to this little redneck joint we like to chill at because they give zero fucks about closing mandates and we can get a drink in peace.
Well there is this one cutie who is a regular there and she's a real hard ass.
Always putting on the "toughest bitch in the room" front WHICH I can understand given all the drunk chodes in the place hitting on her.
I walk in this place the whole bar cheers. They love me there and are always slapping money in the juke box or pestering the DJ to play songs for me to play my harmonica with. Everyone except this girl. She try to pretend I don't exist or whatever. So me being the mean bastard I am on occasion I decided I wasn't going to stand for this and I was gonna break her down even if it took forever.
So after I get a few drinks in me I'm feeling like a smart ass I wander up to the bar next to her to get a drink and look over at her.
"Whats up baby how you been?"
“I been good, how bout you?“, she got resting bitch face but her tone was decent.
"I'm doing good, but ya know what? Twice a week for last two months I come up in this place and everyone know me and all happy I'm here, except you sitting in this chair, looking all sour and I don't even get a hello. What's up with that?", of course I'm smiling and my tone is obvious that I'm just busting her balls about it cause she know I don't really care anything about it.
She said something unimportant I can't remember now, probably like I don't know or something.
"Look here, I'm one the coolest, friendliest guys that come up in here. After this long, you and me should be best friends by now."
At least acknowledge my presence because I'll certainly acknowledge yours."
That last bit about certainly acknowledging her presence I had said with a real flirty tone and shot her a wink and a smile.
That broke the resting bitch face and got her to smile and laugh a bit at which point I told her to take care and went back to playing counselor for my depressed dude.
I get enough female attention any one woman just doesn't matter but something about this girl being the only one in the bar trying to act of higher value than me really ticked me off. Lol