Post by siliconmagician on Nov 22, 2020 8:16:16 GMT
So here it is, night two of the weekend after the rocking night I had last night. This one turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. It was cold, wet, rainy. No one showed up at the spot I was in last night like I had thought but I still managed to score a solid pickup without the use of my harmonica and since it was just one pickup, I can share the details of the entire conversation and my game so you guys can see that gimmicks aren't everything.
I hit my friend J up. J I had mentioned before in my mini-report on "Breaking the mean ones". J is an awesome guy and a great friend. He's part blackfoot indian and it shows. The dude just has the tall dark and handsome look down flat and draws women like flies, but his mental state isn't exactly the best right now, so he's not really interested in pussy at the moment but he's a great friend nonetheless and I brought him out tonight with me to have some company rather than hitting the venue alone.
So we come in and I was expecting a big party like last night, but alas it was not to be. The place was pretty dead. But me being me I try to make the best of the situation anyway. The karaoke DJ was pretty fucking lame and it wasn't like the place was filled with women worth playing for anyway so I just scuttled that idea and decided to sit with J and have a few drinks.
Well there was one exception. At the very end of the bar were two women. One was this wrinkled old thing and her friend in her mid-40's who bore a striking resemblance to Katie Segal. Older dudes will remember her as the actress who played Peg Bundy in Married... With Children, younger dudes will remember her as Jax Teller's mom on Sons of Anarchy. Most would agree she's still pretty hot to this day.
Well I don't know about you guys but I had a crush on Katie Segal since back in the day and this woman looked like her back in her heyday on Married...With Children only she was a dirty dishwater blonde instead of a red head but her facial lines and her body were a dead ringer for Segal. She was gorgeous and not a wrinkle one on her face and her ass was fine and filled her jeans yummily.
So J agreed that she did indeed look like Katie Segal and was pretty cute and we were commenting on that and after my first beer I said, "Well man, I'll see you in a bit, I'm going to go pick up Katie Segal!"
He thought I was bullshitting and later in the nightg when we were chilling at his place commented that when I said that he didn't at all believe that I had to balls to walk up to the women cold and run game. I'm dressed tight as usual tonight. Basically what you see in the avatar. That is my style after all and it pays to be consistent with your style.
So I walk down to the end of the bar like I was going to walk out the back door to the patio and suddenly stopped and turned around and looked at the two women:
TSM: "Hey guys! How you all doing tonight?"
Katie Segal:"We're doing good, how are you?"
TSM:"Really good, I was just on my way out the door here and I noticed something about you. I don't know if anyone has told you this, but you really do remind me of Katie Segal."
She looked at me for a moment uncomprehending and I followed up "Yeah, you know, the actress who played Peg Bundy in Married with Children, or Jax Teller's mom."
This got her bells ringing and she suddenly reddened up in the cheeks and was like "Really?"
She was obviously digging the compliment.
TSM: "Yeah, I was blown away at the resemblance when I first saw you tonight."
Katie Segal: "Well thank you! Are you singing tonight?"
TSM:"Nah, I don't sing. I'm a harmonica player. I was in here last night with my bandmate playing a gig and I loved the place so much I wanted to come back tonight and meet some more awesome people.. Like you!" and gave her a wink and smile and a casual brush on the shoulder with my hand. My usual go to when approaching cold.
Her cheeks reddened again and she was just so cute. Obviously she wasn't used to having stylish men hit on her.
Well we start small talking and it turns out she doesn't live far from me and attends a lot of the same bars I do regularly and knows a lot of the bands I have played music with in the past. Which was great, because that gave me a lot of material to work with. We're tossing names back and forth and discussing one particular bar that she really likes where I sometimes play on Monday nights at an open mic Nathan holds there.
Since she was so receptive to my compliments and was obviously digging the attention I decided to go for full direct game.
TSM:"You know there is something else about you I really liked."
Kate Segal:"What's that?"
TSM:"When you walked by us earlier I happened to look and see you fill out that denim nicely. You got that apple bottom mastered girl." While openly taking her in with my eyes.
This was said in a flirty tone and this is how I tend to compliment a woman on her ass. 99% of the time it goes over like gold.
Well this got her smiling big time and she thanked me for the compliment and I just went ahead since she had her legs crossed and was facing directly towards me, I just put my hand on her knee for a moment and continued the conversation. Nothing special, just more small talk while I continued to build value. She wasn't offended at all by the forward gesture.
I was careful to include her friend in the conversation and we all had a good time chatting about bands, music, local bar scenes, covid, and and other things in common and she was really digging it.
TSM: "So you know, I've always had a crush on Katie Segal. I'm thinking maybe I should just transfer that crush over to you."
Well she reddened up and was laughing at the idea and suggested we become facebook friends. DING!
So I pull out my phone and get her full name and find her and then I remembered, I'm in facebook jail for 30 days because I mouth off a lot online and sometimes get banned.
So she's laughing that I'm in facebook jail and I explain some BS story about why I'm in facebook jail.I told her I got banned for mouthing off to some German about how they seem incapable of protecting thier women from Muslim immigrant rapists and said that doesn't fly in the USA and if I ever saw something like that going on I'd be ripping the guy a new asshole.
TSM:"It's okay though, I'll just send you a message through messenger, I can still do that."
She says OK and I bring her up and messaged her. "You're awesome, are you in the market for an awesome guy?"
She reads the message and laughs a bit and says "Actually I'm married."
TSM:"Yeah, I noticed the rings on your finger but I wasn't sure if you had that on as a decoy."
Katie Segal:"Well most guys don't hit on me because of them, but you are an unusual guy."
At this moment a message comes through from her husband on Facebook messenger right in front of me.
"When will you be home? I'm hungry." LMAO
I said to her, "You should tell him to go make his own damn ham sandwich."
She busted out laughing at that comment and dismissed his message and looked at me with DTF eyes and I knew married or not, Katie Segal was next on TSM's menu.
So we continued chatting for a few minutes and I told her I would be over at the common bar we like to hang out at near my place on Monday and I'd be messaging her to come out and enjoy some awesome music and hear me play harp. She was all about that. Said "I only live two minutes from there, I'd love that."
So having accomplished what I wanted at that moment, I left her and her friend there and me and J go out onto the patio to smoke and talk as usual.
Well we're out there and the two of them come outside and she's just smiling at me and was saying they were just leaving and headed for the back gate. Yeah, you were just leaving but instead of using the front door you had to come by one more time to see me before heading out by going out the back gate. LOL Back gate was locked with a pad lock.
"Oh! It's got a pad lock!" she says.
Well this got us laughing as they turned around and headed towards the back door and I told her again Monday she would be getting a message from me to meet over at the bar by her house to come hear some music and she was like "okay!" and gave me a cute little girl wave and a smile and walked back into the bar to head out the front door.
Well J of course is like "Dude... she really likes you!"
So I mentioned she was married and the whole "Tell him to make his own ham sandwich" comment and he's laughing and then he's all like "Oh man, that could be trouble for you."
I shrugged and was like man, she's the closest thing to banging Katie Segal I'm ever going to get. Married or not, I'm meeting up with her!
So the drama continues into Monday!
See you all then.
I hit my friend J up. J I had mentioned before in my mini-report on "Breaking the mean ones". J is an awesome guy and a great friend. He's part blackfoot indian and it shows. The dude just has the tall dark and handsome look down flat and draws women like flies, but his mental state isn't exactly the best right now, so he's not really interested in pussy at the moment but he's a great friend nonetheless and I brought him out tonight with me to have some company rather than hitting the venue alone.
So we come in and I was expecting a big party like last night, but alas it was not to be. The place was pretty dead. But me being me I try to make the best of the situation anyway. The karaoke DJ was pretty fucking lame and it wasn't like the place was filled with women worth playing for anyway so I just scuttled that idea and decided to sit with J and have a few drinks.
Well there was one exception. At the very end of the bar were two women. One was this wrinkled old thing and her friend in her mid-40's who bore a striking resemblance to Katie Segal. Older dudes will remember her as the actress who played Peg Bundy in Married... With Children, younger dudes will remember her as Jax Teller's mom on Sons of Anarchy. Most would agree she's still pretty hot to this day.
Well I don't know about you guys but I had a crush on Katie Segal since back in the day and this woman looked like her back in her heyday on Married...With Children only she was a dirty dishwater blonde instead of a red head but her facial lines and her body were a dead ringer for Segal. She was gorgeous and not a wrinkle one on her face and her ass was fine and filled her jeans yummily.
So J agreed that she did indeed look like Katie Segal and was pretty cute and we were commenting on that and after my first beer I said, "Well man, I'll see you in a bit, I'm going to go pick up Katie Segal!"
He thought I was bullshitting and later in the nightg when we were chilling at his place commented that when I said that he didn't at all believe that I had to balls to walk up to the women cold and run game. I'm dressed tight as usual tonight. Basically what you see in the avatar. That is my style after all and it pays to be consistent with your style.
So I walk down to the end of the bar like I was going to walk out the back door to the patio and suddenly stopped and turned around and looked at the two women:
TSM: "Hey guys! How you all doing tonight?"
Katie Segal:"We're doing good, how are you?"
TSM:"Really good, I was just on my way out the door here and I noticed something about you. I don't know if anyone has told you this, but you really do remind me of Katie Segal."
She looked at me for a moment uncomprehending and I followed up "Yeah, you know, the actress who played Peg Bundy in Married with Children, or Jax Teller's mom."
This got her bells ringing and she suddenly reddened up in the cheeks and was like "Really?"
She was obviously digging the compliment.
TSM: "Yeah, I was blown away at the resemblance when I first saw you tonight."
Katie Segal: "Well thank you! Are you singing tonight?"
TSM:"Nah, I don't sing. I'm a harmonica player. I was in here last night with my bandmate playing a gig and I loved the place so much I wanted to come back tonight and meet some more awesome people.. Like you!" and gave her a wink and smile and a casual brush on the shoulder with my hand. My usual go to when approaching cold.
Her cheeks reddened again and she was just so cute. Obviously she wasn't used to having stylish men hit on her.
Well we start small talking and it turns out she doesn't live far from me and attends a lot of the same bars I do regularly and knows a lot of the bands I have played music with in the past. Which was great, because that gave me a lot of material to work with. We're tossing names back and forth and discussing one particular bar that she really likes where I sometimes play on Monday nights at an open mic Nathan holds there.
Since she was so receptive to my compliments and was obviously digging the attention I decided to go for full direct game.
TSM:"You know there is something else about you I really liked."
Kate Segal:"What's that?"
TSM:"When you walked by us earlier I happened to look and see you fill out that denim nicely. You got that apple bottom mastered girl." While openly taking her in with my eyes.
This was said in a flirty tone and this is how I tend to compliment a woman on her ass. 99% of the time it goes over like gold.
Well this got her smiling big time and she thanked me for the compliment and I just went ahead since she had her legs crossed and was facing directly towards me, I just put my hand on her knee for a moment and continued the conversation. Nothing special, just more small talk while I continued to build value. She wasn't offended at all by the forward gesture.
I was careful to include her friend in the conversation and we all had a good time chatting about bands, music, local bar scenes, covid, and and other things in common and she was really digging it.
TSM: "So you know, I've always had a crush on Katie Segal. I'm thinking maybe I should just transfer that crush over to you."
Well she reddened up and was laughing at the idea and suggested we become facebook friends. DING!
So I pull out my phone and get her full name and find her and then I remembered, I'm in facebook jail for 30 days because I mouth off a lot online and sometimes get banned.
So she's laughing that I'm in facebook jail and I explain some BS story about why I'm in facebook jail.I told her I got banned for mouthing off to some German about how they seem incapable of protecting thier women from Muslim immigrant rapists and said that doesn't fly in the USA and if I ever saw something like that going on I'd be ripping the guy a new asshole.
TSM:"It's okay though, I'll just send you a message through messenger, I can still do that."
She says OK and I bring her up and messaged her. "You're awesome, are you in the market for an awesome guy?"
She reads the message and laughs a bit and says "Actually I'm married."
TSM:"Yeah, I noticed the rings on your finger but I wasn't sure if you had that on as a decoy."
Katie Segal:"Well most guys don't hit on me because of them, but you are an unusual guy."
At this moment a message comes through from her husband on Facebook messenger right in front of me.
"When will you be home? I'm hungry." LMAO
I said to her, "You should tell him to go make his own damn ham sandwich."
She busted out laughing at that comment and dismissed his message and looked at me with DTF eyes and I knew married or not, Katie Segal was next on TSM's menu.
So we continued chatting for a few minutes and I told her I would be over at the common bar we like to hang out at near my place on Monday and I'd be messaging her to come out and enjoy some awesome music and hear me play harp. She was all about that. Said "I only live two minutes from there, I'd love that."
So having accomplished what I wanted at that moment, I left her and her friend there and me and J go out onto the patio to smoke and talk as usual.
Well we're out there and the two of them come outside and she's just smiling at me and was saying they were just leaving and headed for the back gate. Yeah, you were just leaving but instead of using the front door you had to come by one more time to see me before heading out by going out the back gate. LOL Back gate was locked with a pad lock.
"Oh! It's got a pad lock!" she says.
Well this got us laughing as they turned around and headed towards the back door and I told her again Monday she would be getting a message from me to meet over at the bar by her house to come hear some music and she was like "okay!" and gave me a cute little girl wave and a smile and walked back into the bar to head out the front door.
Well J of course is like "Dude... she really likes you!"
So I mentioned she was married and the whole "Tell him to make his own ham sandwich" comment and he's laughing and then he's all like "Oh man, that could be trouble for you."
I shrugged and was like man, she's the closest thing to banging Katie Segal I'm ever going to get. Married or not, I'm meeting up with her!
So the drama continues into Monday!
See you all then.
