Post by siliconmagician on Nov 24, 2020 4:38:58 GMT
Well Katie Segal decided not to show tonight. Oh well. I make the best of an evening anyway and still got a makeout from a random chick.
So went to the open jam and another guy I know who plays music there is trying to lamely game this younger girl. 26 and wasn't doing a very good job. Honestly it was pretty pathetic to watch. So I left to let him crash and burn.
A little while later, I'm out back on the patio of this place warming up for an act I was getting ready to do, just playing my shit by myself because no one was out there when this girl that this dude was trying to game comes out. Dark haired, I'd give her a 7. But what I noticed when I was watching this dude crash and burn with her she was a real space cadet. I'm sure some of you know what I mean, air-headed. Intelligent in her own way, but just all spacey and "out there". Such chicks tend to be politically progressive so whenever I meet a girl like that I bring out the routines where I helped some homeless guy or minority.
She was talking about her recent backpacking trek in Europe and Mexico. Probably bullshit and her just expressing her dreams as if they were real but her shit was enough I knew exactly what to play when she came wandering out onto the patio while I was warming up to ask for a cigarette.
After the introductions were made and she got her cigarette, which I intentionally held back from her for a minute or two to allow me to get into my opening routine I knew exactly where to go.
TSM:"So I noticed you talking to my dude over there."
Space Cadet:"Yeah, he's an alright guy."
TSM:"Yeah, but I'm wondering what a woman like you is doing around this place. It doesn't seem like your scene."
Space Cadet:"What do you mean?"
TSM:"It just seems to me a girl like you would be hanging around with a more woke, progressive crowd of intelligent people than in a bar of deplorables like this."
Her mouth drops, and she instantly starts smiling.
Space Cadet:"OMG! You are like the first dude I ever met who noticed that, and I love your fedora!"
TSM:"Oh baby, the hat is just a part of the overall package. (Gesture down my body) There's a lot more to me than a hat."
As I'm saying this I move a little closer to her and quietly say:
TSM: "I make it a point to dress finer, smell finer, talk finer and treat my women finer than most men. You can do a lot worse than chill with a guy like me."
Space Cadet just loses her shit at this point like "OMG You are alike so fuckin awesome! I never meet guys like you!" and I instantly move into my routines for a progressive girl. Stories about how I helped homeless people or minorities and prove my woke credentials. Yeah right, bitch I'm a full blown Republican. But I know their ideology so well that I can pass for the most woke, progressive, left winger out there.
TSM:"Well here let me show you something awesome. Just for you baby.."
I had my phone so I put on some BB King blues and start wailing on the harp for her. She just closes her eyes and leans back on the post behind her and takes puffs off her cigarette while my notes take her away to wherever space cadets go.
As I get towards the end she's back in real time again.
Space Cadet:"OMG! Play me another!"
So I bust out with the panty dropper, the wet pussy bomb. Lionel Richie. She completely melts right there and this time I'm playing quieter and more emotionally and moving closer to her. She's smiling and on the last note I put my arm around her and kiss her. She kisses back and now we're in full blown make out mode.
This continues on for about a minute or two when my dude Nathan who runs the jam comes outside and suddenly says "WHOA! WTF?!!" because he certainly didn't expect to see me out there making out with a random girl. It was time for me to get on stage. They had been waiting for me to come back in and Nathan came looking for me only to find me tongue deep in a woman. LOL
Nate:"Hey man, not to interrupt but its your time to play man. Come on."
So we break apart and I'm saying she should stay for the show and then walk in but she walks in and straight leaves right after that. LOL Oh well. I do my act and everything is a normal night.
The look on my buddy's face though when he came out and saw that. lol
So went to the open jam and another guy I know who plays music there is trying to lamely game this younger girl. 26 and wasn't doing a very good job. Honestly it was pretty pathetic to watch. So I left to let him crash and burn.
A little while later, I'm out back on the patio of this place warming up for an act I was getting ready to do, just playing my shit by myself because no one was out there when this girl that this dude was trying to game comes out. Dark haired, I'd give her a 7. But what I noticed when I was watching this dude crash and burn with her she was a real space cadet. I'm sure some of you know what I mean, air-headed. Intelligent in her own way, but just all spacey and "out there". Such chicks tend to be politically progressive so whenever I meet a girl like that I bring out the routines where I helped some homeless guy or minority.
She was talking about her recent backpacking trek in Europe and Mexico. Probably bullshit and her just expressing her dreams as if they were real but her shit was enough I knew exactly what to play when she came wandering out onto the patio while I was warming up to ask for a cigarette.
After the introductions were made and she got her cigarette, which I intentionally held back from her for a minute or two to allow me to get into my opening routine I knew exactly where to go.
TSM:"So I noticed you talking to my dude over there."
Space Cadet:"Yeah, he's an alright guy."
TSM:"Yeah, but I'm wondering what a woman like you is doing around this place. It doesn't seem like your scene."
Space Cadet:"What do you mean?"
TSM:"It just seems to me a girl like you would be hanging around with a more woke, progressive crowd of intelligent people than in a bar of deplorables like this."
Her mouth drops, and she instantly starts smiling.
Space Cadet:"OMG! You are like the first dude I ever met who noticed that, and I love your fedora!"
TSM:"Oh baby, the hat is just a part of the overall package. (Gesture down my body) There's a lot more to me than a hat."
As I'm saying this I move a little closer to her and quietly say:
TSM: "I make it a point to dress finer, smell finer, talk finer and treat my women finer than most men. You can do a lot worse than chill with a guy like me."
Space Cadet just loses her shit at this point like "OMG You are alike so fuckin awesome! I never meet guys like you!" and I instantly move into my routines for a progressive girl. Stories about how I helped homeless people or minorities and prove my woke credentials. Yeah right, bitch I'm a full blown Republican. But I know their ideology so well that I can pass for the most woke, progressive, left winger out there.
TSM:"Well here let me show you something awesome. Just for you baby.."
I had my phone so I put on some BB King blues and start wailing on the harp for her. She just closes her eyes and leans back on the post behind her and takes puffs off her cigarette while my notes take her away to wherever space cadets go.
As I get towards the end she's back in real time again.
Space Cadet:"OMG! Play me another!"
So I bust out with the panty dropper, the wet pussy bomb. Lionel Richie. She completely melts right there and this time I'm playing quieter and more emotionally and moving closer to her. She's smiling and on the last note I put my arm around her and kiss her. She kisses back and now we're in full blown make out mode.
This continues on for about a minute or two when my dude Nathan who runs the jam comes outside and suddenly says "WHOA! WTF?!!" because he certainly didn't expect to see me out there making out with a random girl. It was time for me to get on stage. They had been waiting for me to come back in and Nathan came looking for me only to find me tongue deep in a woman. LOL
Nate:"Hey man, not to interrupt but its your time to play man. Come on."
So we break apart and I'm saying she should stay for the show and then walk in but she walks in and straight leaves right after that. LOL Oh well. I do my act and everything is a normal night.
The look on my buddy's face though when he came out and saw that. lol