taboo
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Post by taboo on Apr 2, 2018 4:39:41 GMT
Here’s a little one I like to use when I sense a conversation is getting dry:
“You know what’s interesting? I was driving the other day and it was pouring out and I spotted this old woman (looked like betty white) with a walker standing by the bus stop getting soaked to the bone. I wanted to stop and offer her a ride but we know in this day and age I can’t do that because she’d have to worry if I’d rape her or she might rape me! Would you get into a car with someone you didn’t know?”
Then could lead into talk about intuition, old age, rain. A lot of associations.
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Post by N2thevoid on Apr 2, 2018 6:19:53 GMT
Lol wtf
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Post by taboo on Apr 2, 2018 12:32:44 GMT
I’m confused by the comment
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Post by N2thevoid on Apr 2, 2018 16:09:05 GMT
I misread "she’d have to worry if I’d rape her" as "I'd have to worry if she'd rape me" which I think would be a much funnier version.
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Post by tigerthestroyer on Apr 9, 2018 5:04:48 GMT
I'm iffy on the rape topic lol.
Has this worked for you?
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Post by taboo on Apr 11, 2018 22:03:05 GMT
Apologies! Haven’t come on to correct it. Yeah definitely nix the bit about you “raping” her as that could get some blowback. Her raping you or using something less in your face like fondling would work better probably. I use it because it actually had happened to me and it generally gets good responses to bounce off of.
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Post by Heywood Jablowme on Apr 12, 2018 13:50:51 GMT
Sometimes when the conversations getting dry all you need to do is shut your mouth, and open your ears.
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taboo
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Post by taboo on Apr 12, 2018 14:11:54 GMT
Those would be wise words, if the conversation was not going dry. In fact that’s the best thing to do from the get-go to avoid getting to that point so you can listen and resond with your own opinions. But again this is a way to resuscitate a conversation that you get the vibe is losing any subject to go talk about.
Unless of course you act like Ryan Gosling does in Drive.
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Post by Heywood Jablowme on Apr 12, 2018 14:36:44 GMT
I had Chinese for lunch today. My fortune cookie read: “You have inexhaustible wisdom and power.” The Chinese are very wise people, indeed.
Like bringing lube to the bedroom if you can't keep her wet. I get it. If you think you might need lube, bring lube.
Ryan Gosling doesn't need to say shit.
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